Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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