Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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