so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Got promoted and on my way out the door was informed that my beard makes my face perfect for riding. Today is gonna be a good day.
Oh god it's open bar.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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