and she was petting her beer can
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
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