Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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