North Korea, Best Korea!
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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