Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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