it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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