Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Did I mention I should never take 5 Xanax and drink?
I sort of figured that out when I found you sitting on the roof of your house saying we could get in through the skylight while I called the locksmith.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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