Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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