Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Dude, sorry for live texting you my binge drinking. If you'd like me to do the same for my hangover, I can share that I just had to sit down while q-tipping my ears.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Will exercising make me less horny?
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