I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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