Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
His hands were made for my vagina.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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