I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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