he thought i was a dude.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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