yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I wish i was in the wii world.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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