like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
