How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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