: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
My brain says no but my pants say off.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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