normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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