she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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