I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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