Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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