The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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