The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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