id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
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