did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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