its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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