i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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