They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Pooping to opera.
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