absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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