Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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