we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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