I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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