matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
only if we run a train.
done.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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