Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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