So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Randomize
