Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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