How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
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