i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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