Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Randomize
