is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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