Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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