so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
You don't make any sense
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