Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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