Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You're breaking my sexual little heart
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