i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Randomize
