what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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