What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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