I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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