what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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