all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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